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Thursday, July 6, 2023

Smooth Sailing with Laughter: 25 Best Cruise Jokes to Keep You Afloat

Embarking on a cruise vacation is a delightful way to explore the vast ocean and visit exotic destinations. But let's not forget that humor is an essential part of any memorable journey! Whether you're a seasoned cruiser or planning your first voyage, we've compiled a collection of the 25 best cruise jokes to bring a smile to your face and make your seafaring adventure even more enjoyable. So, prepare to set sail on a laughter-filled voyage!

(Note: If you haven't checked out our comprehensive guide on cruise essentials, be sure to read it here to make the most of your cruise experience.)

1. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? "Nothing, it just waved!"

2. Why did the pirate go on a cruise? He wanted to find some arrrr and arrrr.

3. What do you call a boat that can never sink? Friendship – it keeps you afloat!

4. How do you recognize a happy cruiser? They're always buoyant!

5. Why did the cruise ship hire a comedian? To add some humor in their "sea" entertainment!

6. What did the captain say to the deckhand when he lost his sea legs? "Don't worry, you'll find them portside!"

7. How did the cruise ship send a text message? It used a "seam" card!

8. Why was the math book on the cruise ship sad? It had too many problems to solve!

9. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship chef? "I've got some good recipes, but they're a little salty!"

10. How do you make a tissue dance on a cruise ship? You put a little "boogie" in it!

11. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the cruise ship? Because he heard the captain was stepping up the game!

12. Why did the crew member bring a ladder to the dance party? They heard the ship's DJ was playing the top deck!

13. What's a cruise ship's favorite kind of music? Yacht rock!

14. How do cruise ships communicate with each other? They use "sail" phones!

15. Why do cruise ships make terrible comedians? Because their delivery is always too "shipshape"!

16. What did one cruise ship say to the other cruise ship? "Are you ready for some ship-to-ship fun?"

17. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship photographer? "I'll make sure you're framed in the perfect shot!"

18. Why did the cruise ship go to school? It wanted to become a "straight-A" vessel!

19. What do you call a cruise ship that tells jokes? A "laughing" stock!

20. Why did the cruise ship blush? It saw the ocean's bottom!

21. What did the cruise ship say to the iceberg? "Let's chill together!"

22. Why don't cruise ships ever get lost? Because they always stay in "ship-shape" navigation!

23. What did the cruise ship say to the captain? "You're steering me in the right direction!"

24. Why did the ghost go on a cruise? It wanted to find the "skeleton" crew!

25. What do you call a pirate on a cruise ship? Lost – he couldn't find his "mateys"!


Laughter is a universal language that knows no bounds, and it can enhance any experience, including a cruise vacation. We hope these 25 cruise jokes have brought a smile to your face and added a touch of humor to your seafaring adventures. So, the next time you set sail, be sure to pack your cruise essentials as mentioned in our comprehensive guide. With these jokes and your well-prepared essentials, your journey will be filled with laughter, joy, and unforgettable memories! Bon voyage!

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